I’d let this Datsun ruin my financial well-being.

I would like for part two of this article to focus on how to bid/buy/ship with minimal pain.

Part three could be, oh I don’t know, how to make your wife understand that the household definitely needs a fleet of imported Japanese iron.

So many good cars

“but there’s no rust...”

We have a friend who calls these things “huggies”.  And when she left whatever god-forsaken town she’s originally from, she assumed that everyone called them that.  

370Z 50th Anniversary Edition.

Geez... there go my plans for the afternoon...

Sorry, you gotta show ID if you want her to take it off.

Most folks don’t know this, but right before Yoda lifted that X Wing out of the swamp, he smashed a few snakes to death with his walking stick.

I’m probably the only one, but I find that the 350Z’s design still looks fantastic for some reason....still much better than the 370Z imo. I’d love to have one as a spare car but finding one not riced out like the one above is getting harder by the day.

“Is it me, or is it a good time to relaunch the Viper now that the Corvette is mid-engine? Maybe tone down turn the craziness up to 11, maybe a Hemi with a massive supercharger instead of a V10, I don’t know. I’m just spitballing so hard right now.”

Ok, but legit question for Air Force folks - How do I rewing the 30-50 feral Warthogs that fly into my yard within 3-5 mins while my ground troops play?

If you always carry a shovel and some rope the police will never know when you go out to bury a body.

Anytime I want to view things from an Asian country, it’s always pixelated...DAMMIT.

I think there are very fine people on both sides...

First LT2 available to drop into an MX5 

Did a girl in a Ford slow down to take a look at you?

Let me offer the perspective of someone who went there two years ago, about a week after the first article was published, in the effort to buy his grey 16v scirocco:

I called him wednesday that week to ask if he still had it. he said he did. we negotiated a price of $800 and i told him I would be there between 1-2pm on…

The piece of shit in the article picture....the Ford Ecosport. Holy shit I cannot tell you how much I hated that piece of fucking garbage glorified non-functional toaster. Cramped, useless cargo capacity, the softest-yet-bounciest suspension in the history of cars, and hamster-like power. I swear to god it took 700…

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!