77 years abandoned in freezing water? Has David Tracy announced he’s going to drive it to Moab next year yet?

When my oil arrived there was a big scratch on the label. 1/5 stars. I have no thoughts on the quality of the oil itself.

That is why I stay the fuck away from that area during anytime of the day that’s not 1:02 AM - 3:44 am.

I had the same confusion, but I’m married, so per the contract I only get turned on by my wife. It simplifies life substantially. 

I thought this was the only thing that could keep people off your bumper.

A Point Break copy, you say? Preposterous!

She must've been twirling it. 

Yeah, this is like a David Tracy article but without all the tetanus.

I guess it’s a little too much to expect Dwayne Johnson to appear in every single movie ever released.

Me and my wife both flipped our shit, especially after she’s been saying for months leading up to release “I won’t believe 3 exists until it’s in your hands, in the PS4, and you’re playing it.”

You are wrong, ma’am. OBJECTIVELY WRONG! These billboards are a wonderful cultural icon of I-95, and should be respected as much.

I had one as a rental once. Getting hit in the balls is more pleasant than driving one of these.

I didn’t know Patrick was from Virginia.

Because fuck ’em and fuck you.

Looks like it ran when parkoured.

Xzibit: Yo dawg we heard you were a trust fund kid who likes to drink underage and drive while intoxicated, so we pimped that ride to match the lifestyle

“The Renesis engine is basically choking itself...”

So I probably shouldn’t have watched that video at work without headphones, got a ton of dirty looks from my coworkers. Not because of the sound, but because I was masturbating.

I’m a huge proponent of the Fist Amendment, myself.

Well we’re not here to talk nonsense to Bob Loblaw.