I’m glad to see a motorcycle-related article on Jalopnik. It would be nice to read more of them. 

This is what Cheryl needs to be building in her new shed. 

As a kid I always heard this as “So long ye donkey!”

I don’t know why either.

Gotta show her this, then. It sums up my feelings driving in this state. 

Social Media Editor that lives in Williamsburg and rides a Moto Guzzi with heat wrapped exhaust.

What’s it like being a living stereotype?

I’m more worried about the car behind me driving around this area. Maryland drivers are completely oblivious to the car one car ahead of the next one and consistently slam on their brakes last minute giving zero stopping time for the other cars behind them. 

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This one looks like it would be his last project.

Jalopnik should sell a calendar.

A high pitch “ohhhhhh” grunt from Sharapova when you lock the doors would be nice.

For me it goes on the seat, then the kitchen table, then desk when the table gets cluttered, then finally into a binder once I feel like being clean.

Crown Royal is the go to for people who don’t drink scotch, only know Jack Daniel’s and Jim Beam, but want something “a little better.”

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR MATH PROBLEMS.

Like plants, bros crave electrolytes.

True.  There’s no “cool way” to correct an understeer besides slowing down.  But countersteering into an oversteer while maintaining speed...this is the stuff heroes are made out of

Well, that’s just good salesmanship.

Are you the couple in that cute VW ad where they keep boning in progressively larger VWs?

All that stop and go driving during commutes with a stick would suck ass and wear out the clutch. Dealing with a stick in DC traffic hell was abysmal. 

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