YES!!!

My 1974 Volkswagen Super Beetle Pickup

My dad bought it in ‘84 and drove it once. He passed in1984 and my brother and I passed it back and forth. It eventually became mine and my oldest son calls dibs on it, so in my lifetime, that’s forever

“...AND washed the car inside and out...”

I will post mine from the other side of the equation.

that zora duntov trotsky sounds awfully unamerican, like a commie false flag operation designed to drive this car’s customers away

Actually, the move there is to get out of the car, walk over to one of the $h!the@ds and say “For $10, I’ll back out and block the other guy so you can get the spot.”

When my oil arrived there was a big scratch on the label. 1/5 stars. I have no thoughts on the quality of the oil itself.

That is why I stay the fuck away from that area during anytime of the day that’s not 1:02 AM - 3:44 am.

I had the same confusion, but I’m married, so per the contract I only get turned on by my wife. It simplifies life substantially. 

I thought this was the only thing that could keep people off your bumper.

She must've been twirling it. 

Yeah, this is like a David Tracy article but without all the tetanus.

I guess it’s a little too much to expect Dwayne Johnson to appear in every single movie ever released.

Me and my wife both flipped our shit, especially after she’s been saying for months leading up to release “I won’t believe 3 exists until it’s in your hands, in the PS4, and you’re playing it.”

You are wrong, ma’am. OBJECTIVELY WRONG! These billboards are a wonderful cultural icon of I-95, and should be respected as much.

I had one as a rental once. Getting hit in the balls is more pleasant than driving one of these.

I didn’t know Patrick was from Virginia.

Because fuck ’em and fuck you.

Looks like it ran when parkoured.