I can hear the sales manager now telling you that you you no longer qualify for the loyalty incentive since you killed Debbie, but he’d be willing to dispose of the body for an only an additional 10 bucks a month.

Typical Short Pump

9 AM, CADILLAC SHOWROOM. Man walks in and has 30 min to buy a car, as a trained sales person, i know it’s impossible, but figure, whatever, he’s a liar. Pick a car out, get a copy of the DL and head out for the test dive. Whatever drugs he took earlier must have kicked in during the test drive, we tested the devilles…

In the US we do not punish people for the “sins of their fathers”.

Pssh. I beat new Vegas a bunch of times on the easiest difficulty, killing everyone who even remotely inconvenienced me.

Ok I take it all back -- I’ll lie about a Chevy to pay off my student loans 

The only things that could’ve made this story more Canadian were if the golf clubs were hockey sticks and the Walmart was a Tim Hortons.

I... I want that.

Here is the Cars.com version.

Thought 2 and 4 were the best in the series. Loved the story in those...damn, maybe I’ll start from 1 and play through again.

Why does a purpose built race car hauling one person weigh more than my four door?

I can back the comeback part. I walked into the Indian dealer by me (normally not my type of bike) and got to sit in a few and I must say the direction they’re heading is promising. If I ever decide to go to a non Japanese bike they’ll get first crack at my money.

let’s all take a moment to appreciate how fucking good that bike looks.

Probably gave him the bike. Indian are also striving to make a comeback and this was a too perfect way to showcase the brand and 2019 FTR1200 that they will be selling. I have also heard good things about the Scouts from their owners.

So, an American F2 racing driver was fined for driving like the majority of American drivers.

I’m with you completely. Once I reached the hospital, I dramatically changed the way I played the game because I had to save her and they had to suffer. The game changed from stealth/survival to action/shoot em up. I have never, in my 30 years of gaming had such a dramatic shift, one that was both conscious and…

Am I the only one that feels like the Charger Hellcat is the forgotten stepchild of the lineup? Like the focus is always on the Challenger, when the Charger Hellcat is the real winner. I can do smoky burnouts in the parking lot of Costco with kids and toilet paper and pizza with the room it has.

Neat.