I actually wanted to vote for the Grand Wagoneer until I saw the Prelute. The pun is too good to pass.

It’s that time of year again, when the portable shitters fly back north for the summer.

Like this?

Read this VERY carefully, it may save your life.

Fuck the Jeep Liberty.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT!

“Following the success of the new Eclipse, we’ll be renaming the Chrysler Pacifica as the Dodge Viper.”

It’s going to be a V8 with an auto, and the real kicker: it’s a cross-over now!