There were literally four comments when you posted this. Why the preemptive defensiveness?

Also, Deadspin went down to Ted Fucking Cruz

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

So Villanova was #1 when they beat Creighton but they are not currently #1 in the AP Poll or Coaches Poll.

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Everybody knows you don’t work in Buffalo for the independence or the authority or the football or the ability to influence the direction of a team. You work in Buffalo to enjoy the weather.

“Bob, our ratings among millennials are shit! Bring in some younger viewers!”

“If it’s getting hot in here, then take off all your pads. This is Bob Costas for Tampax.”

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

what’s a suikoden

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

The left has shown itself to be as equally deplorable as the right.

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I decided to draw everything it asked coming out of a butt. I’m actually amazed it managed to recognize the feather.

Lol what the fuck... ‘false advertisement’. Admit it, you didn’t like this episode because he shat on your favorite franchise.