Your support for state violence is noted.

Will the state also be disarmed?

“just don’t reward the predatory parts of it that ask for additional money.”

Don’t buy the game.

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

Uh, there were no allegations (not even anonymous ones) on record and Kirkman denied her article was about LCK. And the origin of the story appeared to be a Gawker article.

That sounds totally convincing, but it’s only fair to ask his side of the story. Mr. Viafore, did you abuse...what? Oh.

He’s butt.

You’d think the title would feature that the article lists a fix, rather than just being exploitative, but this is the guy who will spoil games for clicks so what should I really expect.

White people are capable of doing research, too.

Zach Miller: [wakes up in hospital after surgery]

Don’t clutch those pearls too tightly. It might cause cramping in your hands.

Look on the bright side. He may have his leg amputated, but it will save him from CTE.

Complaining about Peach being kidnapped is like complaining water is wet.

This pass rules. I get it every year.

I was going to say this one

THE BEST PICKLE IS NO PICKLE. Pickles are disgusting. Why do people love them so much??

We’ve changed. South Park has always pushed the line, while more and more we back away from it.

Because fiction. Get over it.