Didnt vote for trump and couldnt because he will be a terrible president, but im blown away by all the slippery slope and poisoning the well, and a myriad of other critical thinking errors going on when trying to make all trump voters white supremacists. Its literally just as bad as anything trump says and has been…

This is, by far, a better morning after take than the ones over on The Slot that, so far, are only blaming Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, and their voters.

I stole my parents’ cable company info and just access everything I want through their online account.

Well she is the 1%, so...

by having Parkinson’s?

Good, they’re fixing Suez. That map is truly the worst of the bunch — usually one team grabs all three points and never lets go for the rest of the match. It’ll be nice to slip through the front lines and capture a point far in the rear.

Probably the worst use of this meme I’ve ever seen in my life

The Walt Whitman Bridge seems like the ideal place to be caught with a few leaves of grass.

It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At…

yeah, that show looks weird

Word has it you just need to comment how small his hands are.

So, maybe this makes me a bad person, but it has been entertaining me. I work in a very conservative area, and I have been actively trying to convince my Republican coworkers to vote for Johnson. I think I’ve at least convinced 2 that he would be a better candidate than Trump, and that this time would be a good way to…

“Oh, sure, but a white man uses every part of the chicken and people get all squeamish.” —Ronald McDonald

Poor Matthew.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Does Nate also get an entry into the Name of the Year Bracket?