The UFC won’t sue him. Dana White is not going to sit for a deposition where he has to answer questions, under penalty of perjury, about how the UFC does business.

Probably should exchange it for a new wife.

Binghamton will do that to a man.

For a guy who has performed circumcisions he still refuses to take shortcuts

BINGHAMTON

Of course that kid’s crappy parents gave permission.

Good for you guys. Truly.

+1 Darrell Green Was Better

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

If you can’t trust your cocaine dealer, who the hell can you trust? Life is hell

Just imagine if he had gone to Brown...

I graduated from Penn in 2004, and I write for Deadspin 14 years later.

I graduated from Penn in 2004.

I’m guessing there will be folks in Ithaca demanding the players be held accountable for the death of an innocent bee.

This is his least racist tweet in months

For the kids man...lol

+1 abortion contract

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

we post a lot of SNL content because you people really, really like SNL content.