STRONG ISLAND!

Lest we forget that Brad Johnson was merely a game manager, not really a quarterback (whatever that means).

When the hell did the fish that talks like Big Pussy from The Sopranos get a job working on TV?

This really should be an automatic induction.

Actually, three teams could probably move to LA. One at Farmer's Field. One at the Kroenke Palace and one at a renno'd Mausoleum if LA gets the USOC bid. Plus, you could run one out at the Rose Bowl until something could be built. And don't forget Orange County (The Los Angeles Raiders of Irvine?). Sure, you would…

There's no way for a white commenter to respond to this post without sounding like a racist, so can I go with a simple "Fuck Whitlock" and call it even?

But don't
Even think that
Nike isn't
Going to issue special Ohio State jerseys that
Have the oak cluster
At a 3-degree angle for the three major scandals where the Buckeyes were
Zapped by the NCAA over the past 60 years.
Investigate Phil Knight and Obama.

I'm among the hundreds of customers in the Syracuse, N.Y. area that cannot watch the Dallas-Detroit game, thanks to a carriage fee pissing match between Verizon Fios and something called Bristlecone, which owns the FOX affiliate. But, with ESPN Gamecast, I feel like I'm right in the center of action.

Outback serves scrotum? I don't get it.

I have the Frogger mini-arcade game (I was 5 that Christmas) and it still works. If I can track it down in the moving boxes, I'll post a photo.

While I disagree with Albert's hot take on Andy Williams, I applaud his leadership in omitting the awful Jingle Bell Rock, released in 1957. It would clearly be number 50 with a sub-1.0 average.

...it also has Rosemary Clooney and Vera-Ellen singing "Sisters," which is exactly like someone ramming an oyster fork directly into your temporal lobe.

Got a kitchen torch at our wedding. I use it to light cigars.

Occasionally the comments rise above a wasteland of dick jokes and assist. Occasionally.

Baylor is definitely not the Bulldogs.

And the trustees would never approve the upgrade, not with the flagship also under their control. At least TPTB in New York State respect that all of their state-run DI programs (Buffalo, Stony Brook, Albany and Binghamton) should be shitty.

At least I'll have a better idea of what team my Enterprise Rent-A-Car guy played for.

Sad and fucking maddening story.

The sandwich is beautiful, but go to your local ethnically Mexican grocery and get some Goya empanada discs.

I third it. The carcass, the herbs that were stuffed in plus all of the carrots, celery and onions went into my grandmother's old 20-quart stock pot. Topped that sucker off with enough water cover and let it go for six hours. I just strained it. That shit is mana.