It happens from time to time.

What they said, but with scores on the top of the page so I didn't have to visit ESPN for the results and Deadspin to find out how I should think about the results.

Yeah, no player doesn't take domestic violence seriously. And now, the NFL would like to announce the formation of an Anti-Domestic Violence Task Force led by a man who has certainly learned important lessons in his own struggles with domestic violence.

Isn't Sierra Nevada bit overdone as well? I mean, if you're going to shit on Anchor you have to take a long look here as well.

Let's talk about this finger. I was raised by women, so I know you don't lay this finger on a woman. You treat a woman with respect. But I also know how we act as a so-si-o-tee, so I continually remind the women to act they way they're supposed to, like the subservient sexless baby machines that God intended them to…

It's about you, and here's what I mean by that

Thanks

Since I'm among the 316.5 million Americans who did not see or were not forced to see today's First Take, exactly what debate did we embrace today?

And 40,000 Buffalonians would still go to the game.

It has even spread to the Arab world. Last week at a buzkashi match, Al-Jazeera pulled away from a goal celebration on the field to this shot:

You underestimated the foul wretch of The X Factor and Coupling.

I lived in both cities. Past tense. Two towns that hang their hats on short-sighted sports franchises, and "What might have been" rather than "What could be."

Also available at New Beer Distributors on Chrystie.

Cleveland, Erie and Buffalo are really one contiguous city of hope, despair, and fried food.

No. I read it. Perhaps you didn't understand my efficient means of nipping two problems in the bud.

There's only one way to get around Title IX. We need to get back to the days when women weren't allowed to go to college. Not only does that solve Title IX, but the college sexual assault crisis.

Fat chick can jump over the counter. Fat chick makes fat jokes. Fat chick does the robot in a club. Are those the only differences between this movie and Identity Thief?

What? Sporting Kansas City and Real Salt Lake don't just roll off the tongue?

If you rearrange all of the letters in Tim Cavanaugh, they still don't spell Skip Bayless. But, this does sound like something he would write in between tweets about LeBron.

B, E, N, G, H, A, Z, I