Well hung, yet smaller than Darren Rovell.

And Rovell.

C'mon, first Kinja and now I'm supposed to expand beyond dick jokes? Jesus Christ. I can't keep up with this shit.

New visitor to Deadspin?

I've just never seen an adult glove that small before, training or otherwise.

He looks like he's playing with a t-ball glove.

TO: Dean Barbara O'Keefe, Medill School of Communication, Northwestern University

While she will not be reunited with her Silverstone, this Clueless star will offer her own pre-chewed nourishment to viewers.

While she will not be partnered with her former Clueless screenmate, Dash will offer her own brand of pre-chewed bits for viewers.

Dude, grab a brown paper lunch bag to hyperventilate into. You're ruining the comments section.

Of course I'm not serious. I'm a Deadspin commenter that wandered away from his front yard.

Though not nearly as beautiful at sunset. Of course, in China you cannot see the sun setting through the haze.

I know this isn't FARK, but if this isn't an instance to use a "Having solved all other problems" headline, I don't know what is.

Good thing for Publix that you can't rape a crab leg, otherwise there would be no investigation.

Mike Rotunda, as in the former Irwin R. Scheister?

So, there you go. He got the Steinbrenner+.

Yeah, chubby took things a little too seriously.

Devalued, as in, Rivers and his staff, as well as other players walking away from the Clippers with Sterling still the owner.

Isn't that the problem with a suspension? The only thing standing between him and an injunction that stays a suspension would be how devalued the franchise would become with no coaching staff and the potential of players not suiting up. But, then again, not having players didn't stop him in the 1980s...