Jim Cantore is only here to talk about the future weather, not the past weather.

I know nothing about this, but does the NBA have a "best interests of basketball" clause that could be used in the way Fay Vincent suspended George Steinbrenner in '90?

So, look at Young Jim Cantore. He's got hair, a smaller head, smaller arms, all about the weather. It makes you think of Barry Bonds. Bigger head, bigger arms, played for the love of the game.

BREAKING: NBA officials have worked out a deal with La Liga where Donald Sterling will trade his ownership stake in the Clippers to Fernando Roig Alfonso in exchange for his ownership in Villareal, giving Sterling a fan base he can finally embrace.

This guy is a national treasure. I'm not sure who I want to hear more from: Sterling or Cliven Bundy.

Seriously? I mean, SERIOUSLY? I didn't realize that the last hockey strike was over. Huh.

When reached for comment on his former colleague's situation, Bill Conlin said nothing. Because he's dead.

@SI_PeterKing

And just like that, an irrelevant Yankees infield became, uh, less irrelevant.

Little known fact: Terry Rainer was willing to give it up that day. Good on you for waiting the prescribed five weeks.

Goya makes a nifty mojo marinade that makes skirt, flank, flap and shoulder totally nommable. Your own blend of orange, lemon, lime and pineapple juices with a little olive oil, kosher salt and minced garlic will also work quite nicely here, but the Goya shit is cheap and good.

I thought penises were sensitive by nature/biology.

NEWS IS BREAKING: American Athletic Conference Commissioner Mike Aresco has extended an conference invitation to Murray State. In the statement, Aresco said, "This cements our footprint as a truly American conference as we are now able to have a team in the lucrative Paducah, KY/Cape Girardeau, MO media market."

Short ribs used to be cheap too, then someone made a big deal and turned them into $6/lb. meat. Bastards.

They are fighting this idea in Syracuse. http://www.savei81.org/

Terrible cutout, but an A for effort.

Looks like the combination of a penis and a white Lt. Jackson Flapp.

If Michigan fans left the MGoBlog message boards for a few minutes, they might have found this all on their own.