@RobLowe: We Rob Loe's know how to ball. But can he get W with a 16 year old? #MarchMadness #statuatoryrape

You're being bossy.

She should let Woody Allen babysit her kid when its born.

<blockquote lang="en"><p>As OWNER,Buck stops with U;In 1997 n January 2012,alone n the room,plotting the vision 4 Greatness! Strategically decades of success follows</p>— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) <a href="https://twitter.com/JimIrsay/statu…">October 21, 2013</a></blockquote>

Books, beer and Bob Lanier.

I'm more offended that LeGarrette Blount has a Twitter blue check and Drew Magary doesn't.

SANDBERG IS A LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Read that headline three times and each time I thought it said "exploding paella.

I SMELL A CONSPIRACY. First Burneko slams Skyline Chili and now Slate refuses to recognize it as a meat product.

DAT ASS!

Gawker has an HR department? Who knew.

+1 for the M*A*S*H reference.

In between which LeBrons was the Tebow? LeBron and LeBron, or LeBron and LeBron?

Shawkshank, though I haven't really ever made it a priority to watch.

There's a reason why he and Jody Sylvester were disaffiliated from the old Big East...

Then God commanded, “Let the earth produce all kinds of plants, those that bear grain and those that bear fruit”—and it was done. So the earth produced all kinds of plants, and God was pleased with what he saw. Evening passed and morning came—that was the third day.

Doesn't Drew do this bit during the NFL season?

Lofty

What? No Fiber One Honey Clusters? No bran flakes with a spoonful of Benefiber sprinkled on top? Wheatabix with stool softener? AARP has the power to make this list better. It says so in its logo.