Because, of course, Vermont.

The 90s just got to West Virginia.

"For the record, I am no snooper. It's just not my style. I was only curious, just wondering what he'd been up to. I have nothing to hide and assumed he didn't either."

As insufferable as Duke fans are, my Twitter feed is full of mouthbreathing SU fans complaining about everything from the refs to the call to Jay Bilas being a "homer." This game is going to be like Groundhog's Day here in Syracuse: If they win, everyone gets mad for not being given a chance. If they lose, it's six…

You're right. I thought it was Robinson, who was more likely to put up with his prima donna bullshit. I forgot that Marrone gave him the hook.

Tom Hammond's makeup, courtesy of Sochi's finest funeral home.

Figure skating judges are corrupt? No!

He also managed to get himself tossed at Syracuse University. While not Florida State or Ohio State, under things were pretty loose under Greg Robinson.

I can't. More Philadelphians will yell at me.

Fair enough.

I live in Syracuse, NY. I walk around in shame every day.

Same problem you have. We're both Deadspin commenters.

It's the regulatory equivalent of throwing batteries at a player.

+0.5 for getting literary on Deadspin

Biggest tits on the beach.

BREAKING: Boston College does, in fact, have a black guy on its team.

Boston College's coach used to be at Cornell University, which played Syracuse nearly every year during his tenure. With the right mix of experience against the 2-3 and gangly white perimeter shooters, it's not difficult to beat.

Quinton Alton of the Rams, who also doubles as a football player, said wearing a tie "kind of sucked."

In a related story, sources are reporting that Randy Edsall will incorporate the Under Armour speedskating gear as part of the Terrapins' 2014 uniform scheme.

Wait. Martin's a faggot and a pussy, but no one was fined for using the phrase "negative Nancy?"