What's the big deal? The loser frat at my college used to give guys that scored some pussy reward money.

Incognito began calling him a "smelly," "dirty" or "stinky" "Pakistani."

Well, yeah, probably.

The bag is soaped?

It would be nice if SU had five more fouls, but Coleman doesn't bring much more to this team than that. The offense is based on speed and Coleman lumbers around like Steve Balboni.

Tyler Ennis can't do the Big Balls dance. His are made of titanium and the weight makes it difficult.

Alopecia is a motherfker. +1

Comment of the day!

But not Dusty from Twister?

You'd be surprised how many times it happens to me.

Who pissed in their Cheerios? The multiracial family from the earlier commercial.

Next week, Dick will raise money on behalf of Coaches For Cancer.

"Hey @jjredick. U should taken her SOMEWHERE DOWN THE ROAD to Planned Parenthood baybee instead of a WEEKEND IN NEW ENGLAND and putting it SOMEWHERE IN THE NIGHT!"

Upon hearing that BARRY was a hashtag, Biz Stone unplugged the Twitter servers and used one of the cords to hang himself.

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You say "sad." I say "Rangers Fan."

Are you a headline writer for Upworthy?

Remember, you have to embrace the bait. Or debate. Something like that.