Is she bringing a director with her? Maybe a screenplay?

Why not?

Basically, but you can also purchase a life coach who will teach you how to huff gasoline without aggravating your coke-ravaged nasal passages.

Of course it sells tupperware...you have to have something to store your hard drugs and alcohol in.

that sounds like a glorious trifecta and I would def sign up

No - you did not imply people going to a Magic Mike show lacked integrity or class.

Lindsey Lohan’s skin worsener.

And prayer books for whatever religion she’s practicing this month.

Hard drugs, alcohol, and eCigarettes.

So does a lindsey Lohan lifestyles store just sell hard drugs and alcohol? Or does it also sell tupperware?

What a sad sack of shit you are. Have a nice life.

I...are you saying you go to strip clubs to be ‘worshipped’ by trafficking victims?

you suspect the sex workers you frequent are trafficked, and yet you use them anyway?

The tax breaks are worth it.

Remember: when people write “LOL” when referring to the WNBA, they only mean “Lots of Lay-ups”.

heh.
Well done.

The above though? Not jokes.

I’m not clear how that’s enough currency for the hooker to subsist... but I guess I won’t micromanage her business. She already seems to be micromanaging your business (that’s what I call your penis)

...what does this have to do with anything?

People will love anything that’s just repeating their own prejudices back to them, joke or not.