I thought about reinventing myself and then spending the entire rest of my life acting out the charade I have always wanted to become. Then I remembered I’m tired and just didn’t have it in me. So, I took a nap instead.

Sorry to be the one to tell you but...no matter what she says, you can’t please a prostitute either.

Kevin Can Wait was the most successful new comedy on television last year,

No just sick. And uh, let me think... oh yeah, weak, childish, astonishingly stupid, no common sense, no decency, hate-filled, pathetic, unable to think for yourself, easily manipulated, narrow-minded, thoughtless, brainless, myopic, ridiculously emotional, sociopathic, no self-confidence, poorly raised and parented,…

Maybe this is the version of the TMNT wherein there are two Donatellos.

I honestly don’t know how she still has a Hollywood career. She’s an awful actor who ruins every movie she’s in.

I’m with you on this. I don’t want to see a Spawn movie bomb, but not having the titular character as the main focus of the movie never works. Just look at the Transformers franchise. Sure it’s made a lot of money, but everything else about the films suck.

It’s amazingly tone-deaf to argue that a show created by a guy whose humor is 50% racial and gender stereotypes is somehow “truer” to Star Trek, which was famously the most progressive and inclusive American TV show of the 1960's.

This sounds like that Sam Witwicky bullshit all over again.

LOL

I regret I have but one star to give.

This is the dopest post.

If you have a lady boner lasting more than 4 hours seek medical attention.

Somebody got a lady boner after seeing Wonder Women.

Your a sick fuck

They’re too strong for you.

Tammy Oliver?

and she swore at me calling me a fat bitch, to that I informed her that I was a Christian