$99 a month healthcare? I’d vote for him.

As a former casino executive, I would encourage you not to stay away from Baccarat. It is actually a very easy game, and is the most likely of all of the card games for you to actually win money. The only game with better odds is if you find a video poker machine set up just right, and you know how to play it. But…

Marco Rubio sent a note of congratulations along with a case of water.

Redheads are just a different kind of white person, the kind that maybe can’t go to the beach as much and got asked about their pubes a lot in middle school.

One of my former editors was (is?) good friends with Dr. Zizmor.

Goodnight, sweet prince. And flights of fresh faced angels sing thee to thy rest...

I’ve been posting Snopes and Factcheck links on grandmas’ posts. One shot back that George Soros owns Factcheck, to which I posted the Factcheck post about how Soros does not own them. That shut her up. No mercy for the grandmas.

Bootstraps! The idea that poverty is a character flaw.

“Nothing is more important than the safety of our kids.”

The same thing that keeps Ireland and Poland back. Bronze age fairy tales.

I straight up cried. I don’t consider myself terribly emotional, but between Canada’s beautiful reception and Humans of New York lately, I’m a mess.

Actually, this is one of the times I’m glad there’s as much publicity as possible on it. Everyone should know that we are welcoming to refugees, inside and outside the country.

Why are we blaming his mom?! Oh right, it’s always a woman’s fault!

I’ve never been in the military, but I have been a lifeguard. I can drag a 280 pound guy no problem, while simultaneously stabilizing his neck to prevent spinal cord injuries.

This says 18, not 13, right?

It’s the only thing that makes sense. Trump is not an idiot and he is very media savvy. Couple that with reports that he met with Bill Clinton who asked him to run as a Republican. I have to believe he is the ultimate false flag operation to discredit and destroy the GOP to ensure that Hillary wins.

DUDE THANK YOU I CAME HERE TO SAY EXACTLY THIS. I ALWAYS FUCKING FLUSH UNLESS IT SAYS NOT TO AND I’VE LITERALLY NEVER HAD AN ISSUE. THROWING A TAMPON OUT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW WOMEN GET THE COURAGE TO DO THAT. IF I HAD TO TOUCH THAT WARM BLOODY SOGGING PIECE OF COTTON ON A STRING WHILE ALREADY…

Because paper cups and bags and corn- or sugarcane-based plastic bags and utensils break down in the [damp, microbe-laden] landfills. Because large amounts of toilet tissue break down in the [wet, microbe-laden] sewers. Because bathroom signs often say “do not flush PADS.” Because the disposal bins in commercial…

I’ve never NOT flushed a tampon.

It would be a mistake to write this guy off as a random lunatic when he represents everything fundamentalist religions stand for. They seem to love forgiving men for crimes like abuse and rape and then go out of their way to demonize women for accessing legal health care.