The only federal law pertaining to parental leave is an unpaid 12 weeks. So basically it only says that they can’t fire you for having a baby if you come back after 12 weeks.

I started using AdBlock because I was sick and tired of my computer being infected with malware, spyware and viruses. Sorry not sorry.

For the record, I think Adele is prettier than Amy. And I love both of their work.

I am hypnotized by the dancers and their outfits in “Sorry.”

I’m mildy disconcerted that this abortion clinic is called Red River.

So you were being purposefully hyperbolic to make a point? So was I.

Yep. We liberals just want to kill every fetus, everywhere. DEATH TO FETUSES! (fetii?)

When I read stories like these and despair about the heartless state of humanity, I tell myself this gets in the news because it’s an anomoly. Because most people are decent and are shocked when they see someone behaving so inexcusably. Like, if everyone was like this, it wouldn’t even be a story. And, although there…

How dare these people use IKEA for evil!

Well, that’s pretty awful. Yep. Just fucking terrible. I must have somehow muddled this in my mind with the Sofia Vergara situation. Fuck Sherri.

I thought that was a weird case where her ex used her eggs for the surrogate against her wishes? No?

Viva is too soft. You need that slight abrasive edge to wipe up spills properly.

Sorry to come off weird and preachy. It’s just a personal issue for me. Car seats are called by EMTs as “orphan makers.” Because the kid will survive when no one else does. Also, rearface for as long as the seat’s limits will allow.

He is correct. Stick it out as long as you can in that car seat.

Kill the tax exemption for churches. There. Done.

Right. I was thinking make a few gasoline bombs, throw a few of them down there into the pit, shoot with flare guns, done and done.

Yeah, I was suspecting her of wolves involvement ever since she climbed the fence.

Theories on who’s blowing the horn?

Just a point of clarity: Rick doesn’t shoot Carter. He rams a knife into the base of his skull. He needed to shut him up to avoid distracting the herd.

I’m a terrible, no-good person, because all I came away with from this was how Kendall Jenner is the prettiest pretty to ever pretty. Sigh.