We all find catharsis in our own way.

The Academy Awards have rarely in their history been about “art” (or, at least, only art). Since their inception they’ve been about Hollywood patting itself on the back. Over the years, depending on a wide host of extenuating circumstances, the reasons Hollywood might want to pat itself on the back have changed and…

Has there ever been an award that he’s been nominated for where he didn’t clearly deserve the nomination?

Definitely did a double-take at Carey Mulligan playing the mother of a teenager, partly because I would have sworn she was younger than the 32 she actually is. (I guess I had it in my head that she was actually a teenager when she was in An Education.) Also would have pegged Jake Gyllenhaal for much older than 37. You…

You’re behind. The “actually Three Billboards is terrible” thinkpieces started weeks ago.

I didn’t think James Franco would even garner a nomination, despite the allegations. I never saw him as a serious contender tbh.

Hands..... Shaking hands..... Reaching ou....... aaargh I can’t do it. I got dragged to one of his shows a long time ago, and it ended up being one of the best I’ve ever seen. He’s an amazing performer who wrote some damn catchy tunes.

starring Rick Moranis

Of the pulled releases, The Current War is the only one I have any real interest in. Even then, it’s mainly for the subject matter and cast.

DPing while pregnant? Eeew!

The movies will all be released when they figure out how to change The Weinstein Company to The Plummer Company, and have Christopher retroactively produce them

She’s bringing back Willow. Warwick Davis and Alyson Hannigan are both starring this time.

Hey man. In your reality, MTV plays Teen Mom, Floribama Shore, and The Challenge all day long.

Every little bit helps

Because now, the Braydens of the world will drunkenly ask to fingerblast the Caytlyns of the world BEFORE shoving their stubby digits in there, and the confessionals will only have to deal with how terrible Brayden was at it, not how terrible Brayden is as a person. Baby steps, sure, but baby steps in the right…

Petition: Restaurants, please add more table.

Sorry, I’m going to continue stacking plates wherever there’s too much plate and too little table.

i could have sworn there was an article on maybe the main channel maybe 2 years ago of a person who had to deal with a table of 10 to 15 people and was grateful that the whole table collected their plates and silverware when they left to put in one spot on the table... is there a threshold where it’s okay?

A lot of chain restaurants give you a shit ton of plates, though, and a itty bitty table for multiple people. One time I ordered an entree that arrived on three separate dishes and when I asked for a side of some kind of dressing, that came on yet ANOTHER plate. I genuinely thought stacking was helpful, so it’s good…

That’s for the waitstaff to take up with their owner then. I left room for a tip and the owner took it for whatever shit purpose. I’m not paying twice and making it my problem.