Yes, and our founding fathers should have outlawed slavery and given women the right to vote back in the 18th century. Equally true, but what’s the use in griping about it? Since we can’t turn back time, complaining about what should have been done years ago is pointless. Let’s celebrate progress when it happens.

You mean Javier Bardem has sex with Jennifer Lawrence’s corpse while it leaks diarrhea?

Cue “whoosh” sound going over Ron_Mexico’s head.

Paul Dano.

Not necessarily “smarter”, but often using their celebrity and wealth (read: campaign contributions) to gain direct access to lawmakers and power brokers, and thus much more in the know than your average TV viewer or Internet commentator. As per your examples: Clooney’s a close friend of Obama. Streep knows the Obamas…

The second Reese Witherspoon draws a dollar sign on a cocktail napkin and the first Reese Witherspoon says “Oh yeah, that’s why.”

I know what he directed. I also know that his last big hit was over 20 years ago. If your argument is that Joel Schumacher would be a better choice than Colin Trevorrow for directing a studio blockbuster in this day and age, that’s... not a good argument.

Hey, whatever happened to that “bombshell” revealed in the ill-received documentary “Salinger” that the author had a specific timetable to publish several posthumous novels, starting in 2015? The “Salinger” filmmakers came forth with this info in 2013, but no one’s said a word about it since.

Here I have to share my story of when my friend - a short woman - went to a gym in Los Angeles several years ago, and while she was on the treadmill, Jeff Goldblum got up on the treadmill next to her, and as he jogged he started moving his arms around, forward and then out to the sides, while exercising his mouth with…

Well, Schumacher directed two big-budget blockbusters, and Trevorrow only directed one, so you’re right on that count. Otherwise, if you were a studio exec with a franchise tentpole that needed directing, would you really hire the hack whose last film came out in 2011 and made just $9.6 million worldwide instead of…

Oh my stars and ennnnnngggh

You jest, but think of all their parasites and sycophants who have been deprived of their kickbacks.