I had no idea Melania could speak 6 languages. Very impressive. And she married someone who can barely speak one.

Huh?

Why am I supposed to care about the petty squabbles of shitposting idiots? By suggesting that they are newsworthy, this article might be the highlight of their pathetic lives. Congrats, AVC, you just made some of the worst people in America very happy.

Huh?

Don’t worry, everyone is entitled to at least one Kinja rant. It’s a rite of passage.

This weekend I’ll be playing... The SNES Classic!! My wife and I waited in line at our local Target, where the employees very efficiently passed out tickets (and had a unit waiting at each cash register for ticket-holders upon opening; a model of efficiency!) and also gave us all hot chocolate ahead of the store…

And last but not least...

“First”

What’s this got to do with movies, tv shows, books or music?

Not to speak ill of the dead but Jerry Lewis did have a reputation while alive of being a huge dick so why stop after you’re dead?

Question about Cuphead then for Matt - is it actually fun? The more I see of it the less it appears to be an entertaining platform “romp” and more like a guided, repetitive slog across some wonderfully animated backdrops. The developers have been at it since 2010 I believe, so if that were the case that would be…

Lens flare and retread complaints, that’s what I call a fresh take!

This is an old yarn along the lines of “Airplane food, amrite!?”. Are we honestly going to make a stink over this? The guy’s a shitbird, but this is a huge stretch.

An article that is nearly all things people said on Twitter gives it a nice HuffPost feel.

Jesus Christ... I think this may be where you finally lose me. I read this article, fully expecting this anti-diversity shitbag to have written something truly reprehensible that would justify my labeling him a shitbag. Instead you give me a lame joke that about 10000 completely woke people have made for years. My…

I stay safe by always adding the word “feet” to my Avril Levigne searches.

Annnnd Katie Rife again. Did they hire you direct from Gawker? Is that why you cradle the Gawker-balls so hard? Because you absolutely insinuate that a fucking Gawker Blind Item is anything to be taken with merit. Which is wildly irresponsible and just shy of fucking retarded (and being autistic, i reserve the right…

But I don’t wanna!

I’d rather have United Airlines beat you up, too.

What the fuck, was Temuera Morrison _busy_? That seems somehow unlikely.