Thank you!

Cause it’s gross? Fruit leather always reminds me of jam that got stuck and dried out on a plastic placemat, scraped up and called by another name.

Latex always reminds me of fruit roll-up and now I’m really craving a fruit roll-up. That dress looks delicious.

This is the only gif I will need for the next four years.

This administration has been actively working to poison confidence in government

Wait. That’s amazing. Jewish mothers really do run the world.

Ok. So from a conservative/pro-business perspective, I can understand appointing 1 or 2 industry reps to serve on the advisory board, where they would work alongside scientists and policy experts from the EPA. I would oblige a conservative executive branch that; it’s reasonable. But this horseshit is fucking criminal.…

He’s not smart enough to be a mole. More like amanipulated agent. All you have to do is compliment him and say how great he is an he will be your best buddy...

Sorry, just channeling my inner Carnac the Magnificent...

“I was trying to explain that all hospitals are required by law to treat patients in need of emergency care regardless of their ability to pay and that the Republican plan does not change that,”

Paris’s little brother Conrad Hilton was arrested for allegedly violating a restraining order, attempted breaking and entering, and now, grand theft auto.

Love what Minaj did. Sometimes students really just need a cash payment, not to have to fill out pages for scholarships that amount to piddly squat.

I personally know about a guy who didn’t have insurance because my stupid state didn’t expand Medicaid. He ignored the signs of being pretty sick because his only option was the ER and he’d already been there a lot recently and couldn’t afford it.

This made me, Snowflake Extraordinaire, smile.

You could always have your dad buy the company.

Stars seem way overdue for both of them.

He was so cute in that video, I also made this one but it doesn’t go with your handle:

Yeah, like I get why some people would find it inappropriate, I have a hard time mustering outrage over it.