I think if I became President, the first thing I would do is round up the House and Senate Republicans and execute them for treason. Because that’s what they are guilty of. I always suspected they were, but this is just the flat-out definition.

Because of her emails? No, wait...economic insecurity?....mmmh They feel that she betrayed them with trade deals?.....all I know is that it has absolutely nothing to do with her being a black woman...No Señor.

Oh hey, I made this today from that Omaze video that came out:

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

Some people are just bigoted, mean-spirited jerks, and too many of them use religion as an excuse to be bigoted, mean-spirited jerks.

Dolt 45 is so amazing. I want everything emblazoned with it.

Oh absolutely. Which is why I was surprised that I hadn’t seen it before. If it was a Jez description I missed it.

Dolt 45 didn’t originate with me, but it has quite a ring to it, yes?

Dolt 45.

Press Secretary to Dolt 45 has got to be one of the worst jobs in the world. Imagine trying to explain yesterday’s crazy pants interviews. No wonder he didn’t take questions.

I fucking lol’d at that. And I’m in the LIBRARY. Evil. Evil, I saw.

before the primaries were over. they’ve been trashing her for decades.

If we could get Trump to go to North Korea, I say we give it a shot.

I’m picturing a Saw-type setup, and I like where this is going.

Like you sober up at dawn. Haters.

Don’t eat radioactive waste is a diet I could totally succeed at!

Maybe he’s getting ready to play Tracy’s mom in Branson, Missouri  production of Hairspray?

With that hair, earring and makeup it looks like maybe his name isn’t all he’s going to change on that birth certificate.

‘We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.’

I vote: Do it, Dave. What the hell, a little sense with the nonsense might just sell as a novelty act at this point.