I’m for prison abolition except for white collar crime. Basically, just serial killers and white collar criminals in jail together.

Seriously, is anything associated with Trump not a grift?

I guess if my dad was some weird alt-right psychologist Iwould probably try to give him scurvy too!

Oh that's exactly what I think happened. If he hadn't heard the objection from the British superiors, I'm confident we never would have heard this bullshit story. We'd be hearing another one. 

I love how his account has us try to believe that he, a lowly captain, stopped the orders of the senior NATO officer for Europe (a US General) and that the British commander of the entire NATO Kosovo Taskforce Mike Jackson (also a General) saying no prior to any potential orders even reaching Blunt was the minor…

I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

I’m laughing so hard right now. Have we all forgotten the difference between a hideous cringe and a “call an exorcist” cringe?

Yes, like my theory that VC Andrews never had actual sex. 

At one point did the creator of that doll think, “oh shit, what have I done?” Because that is one ugly ass baby.

Musk does a better job hiding his racism I think.

The Breaking Bad film (El Camino) was a sequel - not a reboot.

I love this idea. I want a series of people with flip phones texting their friends by hitting the numbers three times in order to get the proper letter FOR AN ENTIRE SENTENCE. My fear is that low rise jeans may make a comeback though....

Any reboots of old TV shows should be required to follow the “Brady Bunch Movie” formula where the cast of characters are still operating like they are in the decade of the original show and the rest of the world has moved on. I know plenty of people who say “but that won’t work for 90s shows, the 90s wasn’t that…

“Twin Peaks was bound to be incredible because Showtime gave David Lynch a TV show and free reign.”

You are doing The Lord’s work.

One does not get evicted for having a similar apartment to another tenant. One gets evicted for being in material breach of their lease. Evicting tenants is QUITE difficult.

Late to this, but literally the best response to Matt Lauer’s bullshit. 

Off topic, but sometimes I sing your screen name when I am by myself.