Nobody better come for my Saturday night monkey knife fights is all I’m saying.

They came for the dog fighting, and I didn’t speak up.

This is the most perfect comment encapsulation of the article.

One night, while wearing my white nightgown, I returned to bed where my partner was already asleep. He suddenly wakes, screaming in terror at me. It was so sudden and unexpected, I started screaming back at him. For a brief moment we were both in a horror movie. Fun times.

It’s like they removed the part of his brain that experiences joy.

“But then there are also the times when the Eagles systematically dominate every phase of the game, leading to inexplicable takeaways and stupefied opponents.”

And then lose it after being up 28-3.

Edit: Oh, wait. That’s the Falcons. My bad, wrong bird team.

It’s like they removed the part of his brain that experiences joy.

As an Eagles fan, the absolute best Eagles games are when the Eagles play like pure garbage against an inferior opponent for the first 3 quarters of a game. And then pull it all together in the 4th quarter to win. You get all of the joy of booing and cursing for 3 hours. And then for the final half hour you get to see…

Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli Manning in a movie about Peyton Manning’s life.

You can get 34D contacts?

and its been updated, making my joke null.  Bad form, D+

Is there some sort if bra/glasses contraption for the eyeboobed ..and would they be marketed as ‘See Cups’?

He’s the guy that wore a polo, with his college’s logo on it, tucked in to his khaki shorts, and wore penny loafers.

Oh dear. I suspected it was bad when this person no one had ever heard of entered the 2020 race despite every argument for his candidacy being represented better by at least 2 or 3 other candidates, but now it is beyond dispute: This man has an incurable case of Mediocre White Guy syndrome. It is all there: A…

I wish I could credit the original commenter:

Oh, the irony of Sentient Bag of Mushy Hatred Sean Hannity whining about someone not being civil.  

Yep. You don’t go to a klan meeting, even to bash the klan if it helps the klan make money.

Love it.

You know, I’ll say one thing for the right - they’re frighteningly adept at falling in line.

Not one bit.