Yeah, it’s the microwave you have to worry about....

No, the microwave is a true patriot.

Love your comment. I’m not surprised by what this story raises, but I’m also distanced from it via age and such that my only knowledge of Bandstand comes from references to it/its concept in stuff like the Grease film adaptation. I’m more aware of the racial ramifications of the period since my black parents were kids…

This is just another example of the libral media tryin to tarnish good ole fashioned ‘Merican Values.

And/or censured

If you’re microwaving your dinner it’s prolly not worthy of a #foodporn Instagram pic

I literally watched this for the first time an hour before I saw this article. Weird.

This is how I know we are the same age. Also, I had a pair of rainbow suspenders, like Mork from Ork.

I spent a minute thinking “I know I feel like I’m going to see that on someone...but who?” and it came to me: my Zumba instructors. Every time I see a pic of an item of clothing that seems contrived or functionless and giggle at it, I end up seeing it on one of them.

Panties that have nothing but a waistband= garter belt.

For when your arms are too tired to raise your shirt to flash your boobs.

I can wear a nurt, I am an adult, I have EARNED THIS RIGHT!

I giggled at “tactical webbing” for some reason, but then I read the last one as “a skirt that’s all ham” and now I just...

Ah, so then it’s a bib!

It’s like a bridal veil for bras.

Naked tits

The first time I saw that comic, I thought in my nearly 20 years of regularly working out/using the locker room I had never seen a guy blow dry his privates like that.

That is a disturbingly accurate cartoon.

First thing I came down here to say. Oatmeal described this perfectly.