“A poke in the eye with a sharp stick,” as my mother, who was an actual feminist (went on strike, got tear-gassed at marches, broke down barriers at work and always supported other women) would have said. That’s what feminism owes her:

At this point I don’t give a buttered biscuit dropped wrong side down on the carpet WHAT his idiot followers believe. They can march after King Lemming the Orange straight off the nearest cliff as far as I’m concerned.

I know one of his people has already released a statement denying this, but I wonder if Obama might not say anything himself about this. If for no other reason, Fat Bastard’s trying to engage him in this buckshot, and but deliberately not engaging with him, it’s going to drive the illiterate asshole nuts. And that’s…

I imagine President Obama’s response was something like “Michelle, that asshole’s on the Twitter again. It’s my turn.”

McCheetoism. We are in an era of McCheetoism.

He can’t possibly last 4 years. There’s not enough wine in the world to get me through 47 more months of this.

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

So it’s the television equivalent of “ugh, this is awful, here taste it.)

The zombies are the viewers.

Exactly why I’ve never turned this show on. I was sort of intrigued in the promos and am so glad I didn’t get sucked in. My FB friends are absolutely DESTROYED after they watch each episode. No thanks.

The only people I’ve seen discussing this show are Facebook friends in their late 30s who are big fans of Grey’s Anatomy and the Twilight movies, and who go on cruises hosted by washed-up musicians from the 90s. They think this show is great. That alone was enough to keep me away.

My parents watched it. They said “Wow, it was really good, but it was really hard to watch.”

No, for serious, books. I was once an overeager 14 year old and packed my entire carry-on with books for the plane ride. Got pulled over because my backpack was one big black mass, plus it tested positive for lead because it was my school bag. Didn’t help that it was a giant, ugly-ass green canvas backpack. In…

The number one thing that causes carry-on baggage to be inspected by the TSA is brown skin.

Let’s say, hypothetically, that a person flew to japan two weeks ago and the TSA agent at the little podunk airport in which this person departed from was unable to show up to work on time. Now let’s say that because the aforementioned agent couldn’t be bothered to be at work, the bags that were not screened did not…

Hamilton’s point has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that “potential” conflict has loomed over pretty much every individual who’s ever sworn the oath upon entry into the Armed Services--it has to do with the temperament demonstrated to this point by the current CIC.

While other Presidents have absolutely…

So there is a thing that people like to call “Classes”. Some people have lots and lots of this stuff called “money”. They are afforded more opportunities to study in these places called “college”. A “college” gives people study there a “degree”. What a “degree” does is it allows you to obtain a “job”. Now,…

I spent the weekend in horror, rage, shame and yes pride. If my government disgusts me, my fellow citizens (well most of them) fill me with hope.

IT nerd here. Avoid Norton like the plague.

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.