I would stay in my house encased in bubble wrap. If that comment didn’t wake evil spirits, nothing ever will.

Well he did have that one line about getting Rogaine for his hair, so.

He just needed to get through midterms, man.

I heard a new Weezer song the other day, and it’s about girls. Rivers, you’re 40. Stop.

The idea would have been good if it actually explored how a talented young man develops the mindset that it’s OK to rape. Finding the out more about his past could be useful to preventing other criminals like Holtzclaw.

“Sorry so big!”

If you think the purpose of that story was to make you sympathize with Hitler’s micro dick, then you must have read a very different story than I did. “Making sense of” tragedy does not require sympathizing with the perpetrators. A desire to whitewash crimes through making their unrepentant perpetrators sympathetic…

I have ALWAYS wondered why all those courts on “Law & Order” were referred to as Supreme Courts. Now I know. Thanks!

Pam Wears Dolly Parton Deconstructed Wig.

The evidence has shown that this kind of shit is not even close to stopping.

If any Russian officials are reading this, I would like to state for the record that I have no involvement with or knowledge of Russian sports training regimens and I am especially ignorant of PED’s.

That’s bullshit. Rugby Union is a free-flowing, head-to-head, full-contact game. Rugby League, another head-to-head contact sport, actually has a system similar to “downs” where a team has a certain number of attempts to get down the field before having to turn the ball over.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

So pulling around to the passenger side is threatening? Bullshit.

Based on the letter I would be a lot more terrified to be Tom Brady than Bob Kraft

Seriously, Berniebros, I don’t need politics mansplained to me. And I already have to fend off verbal tirades from my conservative family members, so knock it off.

Especially since they stole it from Texas A&M, who have been calling themselves the 12th man for almost 100 years, and actually have it copyrighted. I’d love to see them sue the Seahawks and never hear that garbage from them again.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

“Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”

I just feel terrible for Huma. As someone who has had her share of bad boyfriends, her position - the higher-profile partner of a raging narcissist - just seems to authentically suck.