Way to be dense. Men are more likely to be murdered because they are more likely to get involve in dangerous shit like drug dealing and illegal gambling and just basic bawling.

Bro. Look at the quote above and think about what it really means. Women live in a world where they get murdered by exes much more than men do. It’s not that the guy dying isn’t a bad thing, but this was a comment on the culture at large, where women don’t have the privilege of feeling safe as much as men do. It’s not…

I think Fitzergald actually ends up underrated historically because of the unfortunate qb and organizational situation around him for portions of his career. It would take a lot for anyone to ever surpass Jerry Rice as the greatest receiver ever, and you can never take away an ounce of what he did, but he was put in a…

It’s the same smug in New England, just with 75% less fat.

Everyone says that, and I’m not saying I don’t believe it - but... WHY?

Teammate: Von, man, I dunno dude. They’re making you look like a goddamn supervillain out here in the media bruh.

A multi-game suspension isn’t enough for Burfict. A better punishment would be to trade him to the Cleveland Browns.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

In Hardy’s defense, Dallas did burn dinner.

“I’ll always be grateful to the Cowboys,” said Hardy at the press conference “They gave me enough money to buy gun racks and display cases to neatly store and show off my arsenal. Before I was just leaving the guns all over the place, piled up on futons..”

Mocking Jay; Catching Ire

If you read it all in context, that is exactly what she says. It’s not a poor choice of words, it’s a confusing presentation of pull quote transitions in this blog post.

And considering that Congress basically exists to pleasure wealthy corporations in exchange for money, shouldn’t we cut Congressional salaries completely on this logic?

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Because even if what they’re doing is impotent, it’s still illegal.

In 100,000 years, the takes would be clearly visible in the Andromeda Galaxy, where strange and incomprehensible alien entities would gaze up at the bright light in the sky and say, “This will probably hurt his hall of fame chances...”

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

You're assuming they'll have 51 people to choose from...

'Omaha' is where Cooper and Peyton told Eli he was being sent if he didn't complete the maze on the back of the Boo Berry cereal box.