My favorite Kilmer line will forever be “Down by the creek....walkin’ on the water”.

First chop all your gear:

Come on, was obviously being a bit facetious. I am also an actual adult with an actual job, and when I call people in my office I usually don’t leave a VM. But when I make external work calls, yes, I leave a short voicemail. I am familiar with professionalism and social niceties. Jeez.