My grandma would probably rise from the grave and slap me upside my head if I tried to make guacamole with peas.

I’ve only started noticing your embarrassing trolling yesterday and I’m already tired of you. Can’t wait for you to tucker your little self out and fuck off.

I love this movie always and forever. My favorite Doc quote after “I will not be pawed at, thank you very much” is “Maybe poker just isn’t your game, Ike. I know! Let’s have a spelling contest!”