^{Ha, I knew he looked familiar!}

+1 Crucifixion

+1 Guilty Star

Patrick Redford’s “empty gas station salami wrapper Donald Trump” never got enough love, IMO.

+1 BURN (this is the 2nd time I’ve used this response to a comment with 6-10 in it)

Be nice if “it’s the economy, stupid” would work again, but I don’t trust this bunch of Democrats not to eat their young like always. So we’ll end up with Joe Biden - 4 years too late.

He did a Jim Bouton piece only a month ago, check his Kinja account:

Ha, about all I can remember about him now is that he hated any basketball player shorter than he was. He must hate that bball is no longer Center-centric. But I suppose he hates it joyfully.

+97 episodes

I like Chris’s writing and love Burneko’s, but they both will defend to the death conspiracies that exist only in their own heads.

“scores of fans suing ... That sounds like a reason to continue, honestly.”

If it will make you feel better, NE went on to screw Malcolm Butler, because that’s what they do. Eventually they’ll probably even screw Brady. Maybe.

I didn’t see what you did there, alas.

They need to move the three point line out another couple of feet. Oh wait, wrong thread, sorry.

I quit baseball after last years’ World Series when Manfred screwed the pitchers by substituting a super slick ball.

This is the ONLY Shanahan reference in this whole post + comment thread? I get the hate on Dan Quinn because he’s an NFL head coach, QED.

But good grief, it was Kyle Shanahan WHO WAS CALLING THE PLAYS. Plus Matty Ice never running the clock down to single digits, I suppose.

Mumbling to myself: “Where’s that list of 26…

.999 Getting slugged by a bus.

“released without bail”, “10-year suspended sentence”. I am so sick of this bullshit.

Good place to repost this pic, which I suspect I found on Deadspin in the first Place:

I gave you a star, but I’ll probably have to come back in a year or three and remove it when he proves to be a shitbag after all.

That one month deficit of $238 billion awhile back “only” came to about $727 per person. I’m sure we can all afford that.