+1 Wow

“Also idots like you...”

“These owners really need to stick to sports.”

idots

+1 BURN

EXACTLY. My socks used to wear out at the heel. Now it’s at the big toe unless I keep on top of trimming those toe bastards.

And yet screwing = fucking. SO DEEP.

And this is supposed to be a cute meme, but look at the SIZE of that terror!

Oh, they can fly ... right up to a branch right outside your window where they cry like a baby being murdered with the volume at 11.

Not a bad LUST choice, but male praying mantises often get their heads eaten off while they’re still pumping away.

Went to GEN to confirm, glad to see Medium’s comment handling still makes Kinja look like the best thing on the Internet by comparison.

Now you’ve scared me. I’ve had top of ear hair for a long time, I swear if I didn’t shave it it would grow long enough to braid.

Yep, annoying. And fingernails! Those suckers did NOT grow that damn fast 40 years ago. I worry that every gram of protein I eat gets turned into nails and ear hair, while the rest of my body is slowly starving.

I’ve watched this video too many times. The snark is just so tasty!

Why Star Wars: The Last Jedi is a Complete Cinematic Failure

Yep, yer not so smart, chief. Just kidding, I don’t get it either - and I want to! It’s gotta be wicked when I finally get it.

“Oh, Sweetie”

Good for you, mommy!

My mom was born in 1919 (she had me late in life, I’m not THAT old! (Fuck, I’m Old)). My parents argued a lot while cussing and calling names, but never was a “Fuck” uttered by my dad, no matter how heated the argument. It was definitely a trigger word for her. And her generation, I suppose.

+1 Platypus

I basically agree, but LA looked so tired in the 4th quarter when San Antonio eliminated them in the playoffs, I think they were finished as a dominant team by then.

“5 Kobes” sounds like a secret drug deal code.