Jack: Hey, did you know that-

To be a Jets fan is to agonize along with your franchise as they choose among the several bad options available to them. Pay “starter money” to a 33-year-old journeyman coming off his best season? Sign a one-time wunderkind in RGIII who by all outward appearances was psychologically dismantled by the NFL’s worst…

Imagine thinking in 2012 that Blaine Gabbert and Kirk Cousins would unseat Colin Kaepernick and RGIII

Surprised ‘The Bird’ wasn’t a finalist, because everybody knows about the bird. Bird, bird, bird - bird is the word.

If someone could leak the NFL Draft next, that’d be swell.

I believe the leaker is a low-level intern that goes by the name Barles. Barles Charkley.

I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.

I don’t know. Why?

Who did this?

This guy’s going have a hard time in prison. Well, unless he can keep his mouth shut about attending Cornell.

Perception is the only thing an offensive line has, because 99 percent of people watching football have no idea what an offensive line’s doing.

I haven’t seen this much siding with Cousins since the Hatfield/McCoy feud.

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There once was a team from Miami

I played beer pong with Justin Tuck in college at ND as he lived down the hall from us. He hit every cup he threw at, but he wouldn’t throw randomly - he would (1) ask who was drinking on the opposing team, (2) if you were thirsty (always) and (3) which cup you’d prefer to drink. He then hit that cup every damn time.…

Q-tips belong on that list too, generic cotton swabs suck more dick than Tom Brady

Wait until he sees the full list of things he can’t do any longer.

Great idea, but after being dead for 6 years, why would Manute want to play beer pong?

I would have no issues with the guy who holds the Make-a-Wish foundation record running for president.