Yeah, but the stalker has announced that Erin Andrews is appealing.

$55 million is just an estimate. They actually awarded her points.

That guy was actually his step dad. The kid hadn’t really taken a liking to his new step dad and usually only talked to him in passive aggressive remarks. Step dad thought that a trip to the ball game would change all of that. Kids love sports! But when he got there the kid wasn’t impressed and after every play would…

Mejia: But I was set up, man!

If hanging meatballs were a PED Mejia would have been suspended years ago.

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

Eh, I get your point, but nobody said that about Bush in 2000. Remember, 9/11 hadn’t happened yet. The argument against him, at the time, was that he was an unqualified, unserious, culturally retrograde doofus running against the sitting Vice President.

2000 - Bush will destroy America; Bush is a war monger

I’m a father of three. I own no expensive clothing.

Haha fair enough. $8,500+ is going to get you one hell of a nice suit.

I got to sit courtside for one game in my life. And being a normal, level-headed person without expensive clothing made me the weirdo in that group. Most people were wearing suits that cost more than my car. And the rest were screaming like they’d taken a Spike Lee-taught course in trashtalking.

But I’ll tell you what’s not a joke: Carmelo’s hat. Its a full-on tragedy.

“I, on the other hand...”
-Marco Rubio (allegedly!)

“Don’t worry, Raptors fan. I have the same reaction everythime I see or think of Gay.”

‘Tis better to have thought you won and lost than to have never thought you won at all.

Oh sure, its easy for a guy to run a 4.61 with his dick and balls inside his shorts...

It was also nice of Lucky to congratulate Coach Stevens with a hug.

That’s terrible. If they want to talk about the Chicago Police Department totally shitting themselves over this investigation, they should’ve gone with a Chipotle sign.

Keeper’s box would have been a lot muddier.

How many children they’ve fathered?