Yeah but Bartolo showed up in one of these, bitches . . .

With $75 million you would think that he could afford a car with four wheels.

Those things have excellent resale value, it’s basically a Mets-approved investment plan.

Guess being embraced in a new area is Nassau easy as they thought

What a shot. He should Basque in the glory.

The U.S. will send 48 rowers to Rio, they will be as forewarned and forearmed as the federation can make them

Easy day. Carmelo Anthony and Dwight Howard may be available, and I think the Nets have some draft picks starting in 2025. The real tough part is to see if you can talk Kobe Bryant out of this whole silly retirement thing.

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

Yep, gotcha, and your point was as clear as day in the article. The different types of cognitive biases interest me, is all.

Recency bias? Instead of confirmation bias? Not being snarky, just trying to recall which is more fitting here.

I have a starter but I don’t baby it, it lives in the fridge until about a week before I want to bake when I take it out and “feed” it. People are crazy about them because they take weeks and weeks to get right - basically you have to leave flour and water out to “ferment” and attract naturally occurring bacteria. The…

Not for nothing, but taken as a % of revenue, Goodell’s salary is below the median level when compared to public companies. His $34.1MM total comp is 0.26% of the NFL’s revenue of $13 billion.

“He made 34.1 million dollars???!?! Holy cannoli, that’s like earning 34.1 million cannoli!” -Chris Christie

Sorry, bro. It was actually twelve Bud heavies and, uh, McDonald’s. Better?

that’s the most millenial hipster shit i have ever heard

That’s the most absurd opinion I’ve ever heard. A 162 game hitting streak would be in the record books for all time. You would probably make the hall of fame just for that achievement.

That ref won’t make that mistake again.

I don't keep up with soccer - when did they switch to sudden death game-ending shootouts?

Copacaban him for life

It was a kickaround in a bad neighborhood, you make it sound like it was something official.