In Wisconsin, this is considered flattery.

Did the approximately five seconds of bliss equal the unknown amount of time spent apologizing? (Probably not.)

Yeah Drew! Cloud swords some gestations!

It would be a tapestry of umbilical contortions to lose Emmitt.

I think we’ve reached the end of the road with these Emmitt Smith jokes.

Now to persuade Jim Tomsula to move out of the big suitcase.

Paul, pierced.

I tend to believe the Browns given their history of never covering anyone.

“He wasn’t what I’d call drunk.”

I'm guessing Bubbly isn't the first stripper McCoy has gotten into an argument over.

So you can comment, but you can’t read well enough to understand that the Funbag isn’t going anywhere?

Your argument is persuasive, but that is still a child’s hoop in the photo.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

Still have the exclusive (?) Pikachu card that was handed out when you bought tickets to see the film.

Yeah but what about the cost of the tanker? Here’s a 9,200 gallon tanker trailer for sale for $15,000: http://www.truckpaper.com/listingsdetail…

Alaska has only one Congressional district - the entire state. That’s why they only have one Congressman, like Montana and Wyoming.

I read the gas guy as not selling it, but hoarding it for himself. Does that change the equation? He’d be saving himself quite a bit. And maybe he can even strike a deal to buy the original gas in bulk. Probably at Costco, they have every thing there and you can buy it in bulk.

Gotta really feel bad for the man responsible for driving that group of troublemakers

Walker goes on to say that he made Phil Jackson stop the bus, at which point he invited Kobe to step outside with him.