Cool.

Michelle Obama is living her best motherfucking life and God I miss her.

Her soul is as ugly as her face. Or her face is as ugly as her soul. What was ugly first: her soul or her face? Meh - look at her genetic pool. She never had a chance.

Houston will never see a dime of Trump’s alleged million dollar donation.

Donald Trump “pledging” to donate $1m and Donald Trump actually donating $1m are two very different things. My guess is this donation, if it happens, will be funded through the foundation, to which he actually contributes nothing.

Thank you for clarifying this. The electorate is SO DUMB. Most people are saying that we should focus on praying and donating and uniting as Americans and leave politics out of it. But doing this only enables terrible politicians that with their denial of climate change created this and will create more disasters. No,…

Two points:

She lost any claim to the title “Mother” after this, IMO

Why does she even want visitation? She clearly doesn’t give a fuck about the child as evidenced by this case; why does she want to see him?

People have always been suspicious of educated authority, to be fair.

Because of a fundamental distrust of anything more complicated than a layperson can easily understand. People believe that science is complicated on purpose, in order to confuse and dupe the public, who know the truth: that common sense wins out over book learnin every time.

It sure as hell won’t be used against the jerks that have parked themselves outside Planned Parenthood for decades or the recent type idiots (who, let’s face it, are the same idiots) who protested outside Target.

Anyone who says this isn’t straight up fascism, is a straight up fascist themselves. Our right to peacefully assemble, which means anything short of actually smashing shit up, is guaranteed by our 1st amendment constitutional rights. Don’t think for a second that this law will not be used by a federal agency at some…

Your ability to notice the little things must be amazing. ::continues to gag a week later::

DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FEEL 👏🏾 SORRY 👏🏾 FOR 👏🏾 HER!!!

EVEN IVANKA’S FACE CHANGES!!!!!!!!

Well, he’s right. It’s not spelled “socilism”.

I keep telling everybody her name is actually Swamp Barbie.

What I loved about these marches is that everyone brought their own signs instead of holding identical signs issued by the organizers. That’s something about rallies and demonstrations that has really annoyed me in recent years. With mass-printed signs, it’s not just the waste of brand-new paper that bothers me, it’s…