Trayvon Martin wore a hoodie and had a pack of Skittles to defend himself with. He’s painted as a hardened crim at age 16. They turned this smug fucker into a widdle baby. Do they really think we are so stupid we can’t see the double standard?!

How is it possible to hate the very idea of a person.

Teachers do better in some states than others, but the problems don’t change. Wisconsin teachers have to get second jobs as bartenders to make ends meet. California teachers make a hell of a lot of money, but the schools are so fucked up they don’t do any teaching. The entire system is broken, top to bottom.…

This is infuriating. Why? Because it is an epidemic and it is NOT NEWS. Anyone in this country trying to make it simply cannot. Period. I have my own stories, but I’ll save the Old Talk and just give a snapshot of today: I had to leave my “good” job in California as a public servant because $30/hour doesn’t get you…

No.

As a feminist, I know I’m forbidden to comment on another woman’s appearance, but Tif is extremely unfortunate looking.

I was cringing through the entire thing. She reminds me of so many types of people — the overprivileged, woe is me rich girl, the “why did she even get a chance when there are so many more talented people” girl, the “i’m really close with my ex” girl whose ex really hates her but is scared of a suicide attempt if he…

I’m a skinny gal and I’d like to ask a serious question: why does she need to include smaller sizes (like mine)? I already have all the clothes in the world to choose from, I don’t care if I don’t get to try a pair of Amy Shumer leggings or hoodie or whatever. Like, it’s o.k. to have clothes that don’t include skinny…

I read her bonkers interview linked on DirtBag and had a dream that we were friends and I liked her and was so stoked we were pals and I ate some gross frostee freez and woke up ill.

I don’t care for Lena Dunham at all.

He is the opposite of funny, and the epitome of white man failing upward. He should change his name to Peter Principle. I’ve never even so much as cracked a smile at anything he’s said or done.

no. i don’t remember that.

Ivanka will never not be Becky with the Bad Hair

comedy cellar smells like raw sewage. so, apropos.

oh lord THIS IS EVRATHING!

oh lord THIS IS EVRATHING!

fuck this bitch, fuck her all day and into the night, then fuck her again and again until she disappears into the sunken place. come say this in my hood, bitch and see what unfolds.

if you get shingles on your head, don’t you have a cold sore? 

he should never, ever come out of the writers’ room. and ideally, he should never be allowed in the writers’ room.

i submit. we are irrevocably fucked and the sooner one accepts this the sooner one can learn how to filter water through a two liter and cottonballs and set up their lean to. WE. ARE. FUCKED. 

as i get older i see how hollywood uses people and casts them aside. but the hollywood people don’t seem to ever realize the gravy train is temporary. that’s why there’s no one who really lives in hollywood as an actual resident, except movie execs.