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It’s only been on the festival circuit so far, I think. I missed it when it was in Portland. Hoping it hits VOD soon.

I have watched it. While it’s far and away their best work, it’s okay, at best. 

Speaking of XX, someone needs to ask that company why, when you see a list of talented women in horror like this, you give a slot to Annie Clark who admitted she doesn’t even like horror films? You pass up actual filmmakers to get some name recognition from a pop star that does’t even like the genre?

Agreed. Those two are fantastic.

You were doing fine until you did the cliche of including the Soska Sisters. They are the female version of Eli Roth. They’re mildly talented hanger-ons who make mediocre to terrible films and are more concerned with being famous than being filmmakers. They seem nice and are enthusiastic fans, but they haven’t done

Only correct take.

The left and the right both claim the same thing about Twitter and both can site examples to prove that they’re correct. The problem here is that the extremist children on both sides are playing the same game of faux outrage and doxxing, cheering when someone on the other side goes down and crying when one of theirs

The weird thing is, these hateful notes instead of a tip stories seem to be the only time this happens. I don’t remember the last time one of these stories turned out to be true, nor do I remember the last time a reported racist incident of another type turned out to be fake. I get customer service jobs expose you to

This is who James Gunn was when Disney hired him. He worked for Troma. He made Super and Tromeo and Juliet. If you knew anything about Gunn, you knew about these kinds of Tweets and about his notoriously sick sense of humor. Everyone who comes from Tromo has a love for being juvenile and provocative just for the shock

Yeah, at this point, a Heroes for Hire with Misty and Colleen would be a much better show than Luke and Danny.

It’s been too long since I watched them. Is that how Fred became Blue Zuul?

This morning someone claiming to be a Watcher showed up at my house to inform me that my daughter was the new Slayer. I don’t think this is a coincidence.

I never understood his fame. He’s not funny whatsoever and every role he plays is just an unlikable asshole which, surprise, is just him playing himself. It wasn’t surprising to go back and watch Cloverfield for the first time since it was released to find Miller in it as the character I couldn’t stand the first time

Exactly. It’s time to stop these media mergers - period! Stop this one, stop Fox & Disney. Stop allowing any of this. I don’t understand why hate for the orange troll has turned so many normally intelligent people into reactionary, willfully ignorant people who don’t want to look at the bigger picture on some of these

Well, this site went from being the best pop culture site that existed with the best community to a shell of its former self with a new community that is (sorry) a bummer most of the time and one the seems more interested in complaining and accusing that actually discussing anything. Add to that the fact that you’re

I’ve watched it 437,568 trying to will it into a better trailer. It wasn’t worked. I’ll give it one more try.

Are you talking about these nitwits who want to remake it or TLJ, itself? This description could work either way.

The irony here is that the one award that Black Panther doesn’t win, best on screen team(assemble cast, I presume) is the award it deserved the most. T’challa was a boring character without much charisma. The rest of the cast carried that film.

It seems to me that if the new Confederacy came from Texas, wouldn't they attack Austin first? You'd think Austin would offend them even more than Brooklyn.

Game of Thrones is basically just the Cliff Note version now. He should have time for that.