Goodbye everyone. The end is here.

Can I slide down the banister with guns a-blazing, at least?

Some joke about Trump and Kinja. Yadda yadda yadda. I'm out.

Obviously, a lot of her jokes are funny or she wouldn't have stolen them in the first place.

He works more than anyone on the list, aside from The Rock. Between doing multiple movies a year, ad campaigns, producing terrible TV shows and probably an obscene back end deal from that shitty Transformers movie, I can see how he'd be on top. If they went how much per film, he probably wouldn't be.
But to more…

The timeline seems to be moving at exactly the right speed for two guys who are obviously bored with the show they make and are trying to get it over with.

Amazon was already experimenting with "automated" grocery stores before they bought Whole Foods, so the dystopian future was six months ago.

Jesus, Internet. The poor guy only has the one movie that people like. Just let him have it.

Agreed. I really don't understand the point of Han Solo or Kenobi films. We know their stories. I don't know why they want to keep the Star Wars universe so small.

I'm trying my best to be glass half full, here. I can't even really muster fake positivity for any of the "Young ____" films. Goodfellas with cantina creatures I'd at least watch.

Hopefully it more of a Tatooine crime film and Jabba is just the main character. That at least has the potential to be interesting.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming for Steve Bannon to return home.

Okay. Sorry. I get that. It isn't something that really happens on a day to day basis, at least in overt, hostile ways and I admit, as a Chinese person, I know I'm not going to experience it on the level that a black person does. When you do experience it, it does still shock you, because you talk yourself into…

Sorry, but that's how the question came across.

I'm not sure what you mean by needing primary sources and , no offense back to you, but the continued inability of white to people to understand that these things do happen is part or the reason that they do. Do I have to experience these things a lot? No. Not at all. Have I experienced them many times in my life?…

When I was still little and didn't know how to fight, as far as chasing me. About a month ago I got called a gook in downtown Portland by some angry bald asshole who didn't want to repeat it when I walked up on him and asked him what he said. Do I need to be attacked every day for it to be real? How many times in my…

I suppose that ignoring racists is a legitimate strategy when you don't have to worry them coming after you. I don't have that luxury.

Saying a Weezer album is at least as good as the Green Album is like saying a cheese is at least as good as Velveeta.

They'll debate, but it will be greyed out by Kinja and no one will see it.

Wow. That's so disappointing. Also pretty amazing on both of their parts to have had that kind of chemistry on film if she was just an asshole the whole time.