You can’t reference standards of journalism and then link to goddamn breitbart, for fuck’s sake.

Wait, are you seriously linking to Breitbart on Kinja? Poor fool. :’)

THE RISE OF SKYWALKER?! If the Skywalker they’re talking about is Rey -- after they did the best thing they possibly could by freeing her of that shackle and making her her own character -- then I’m out.

Yeah, Ian McDiarmid came out on stage after they rolled the trailer the first time to say “Roll it again” in his evil voice. So... That’s something.

That was Palpatine laugh right? 

What time does “What Time Does Game of Thrones Start” start?

What rhetoric? Are you fucking kidding? She’s pointing out basic objective facts and people are threatening to kill her. Who the fuck ungreyed you?

> On that point. Interstellar portrayed relativity really well as well as the black hole, but the plot and story was shit

To be fair, it still looks pretty close to the one in Interstellar

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

Hi, yes, I voted for Dr. Outhouse.

Storm Duck and Pope Thrower are on a collision course for the Final Four. There is something magical about both names. So simple. So pure. None of the superlatives that clutter up some of the other names.

“Then I’ll ram my ovopositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest but I’m not an alien.”

Giant isopods freak me out almost as much as horseshoe crabs.  It’s like they’re just waiting to lay an embryo in my chest cavity.

I’ve learned that there’s a wide disparity in the meaning of the words “graphic video.”  For anyone who hasn’t watched yet, this is towards the “I can’t eat lunch now” end of the spectrum.  How awful.  

This is clearly the trailer for a show in which Game of Thrones is set in the World of Darkness and they are all from different Vampire: The Masquerade clans.

*Holds down center controller button*

Summitt Mounts, Peaks

“son of legendary Tennessee coach Pat Summitt” is doing a lot of lifting in his story.

This hardly seems newsworthy so I’ll take this opportunity to say:
Lady Techsters is a terrible name and their logo is shameful.