Nice to see the comments already filled with people who don’t understand why unions are important or how workplace demos work and are instead already out here speaking nonsense.

Defending an innocent man’s life and liberty are the greatest service to our country anyone could perform. Thank you.

My name is Brandon Burrell. I was one of Kevin Sneed’s attorneys during the trial. The States Attorney didn’t reduce the charges the second degree assault and Disorderly conduct. We went to trial on first degree assault, second degree assault, resisting arrest, and disorderly conduct. The attempted first degree murder…

Whatever statue you were planning on building in her honour, double its size.

This was one of the greatest games I’ve ever watched and the single greatest feat was pulled off by my wife. We’re watching the 3rd overtime from a small town on the coast and we’re out of beer and the only store that sells it is a quarter mile away and closes at 11. At 10:50 with the blazers down 5 with 8 or so…

Someone who kills a room full of people all at once = rookie assassin.

Them: All I know is, if you’re gonna tell me that a child is going to travel the world for eight years training and learning to become a master fighter, I’ll tell you’re being ridiculous.

what does that have to do with anything?  Applaud the fact that some people set and live within a budget.  You gave a silly take. 

Of course, she can afford more, she has an expensive Range Rover. The point is she wants to downgrade to something more reasonable and probably use the rest of that money for something else that brings happiness. 

just do my wife’s strategy. ask point blank what position was your sons conceived in. how do you suggest we do it to get better results. they get real uncomfortable real fast and change subjects

Also

That fan redesign actually looks better than any sonic within the past decade IMO.

This is what is sounds like when ducks cry

Today, friends, is the day that duck falls

Pope Thrower is the greatest combination of words I have ever heard. Just picturing someone heaving the pope Karelin-style has brought me such joy in these dark, troubled times.

A Quiet Place? 

My girlfriend and I snuck in a bottle of something awful like butterscotch schnapps to the new Robin Williams comedy we knew nothing about but were sure would be hilarious, and had drunk a fair amount of it by the time the previews ended.

The Pete Carroll bod is a difficult look to maintain. Just keep angrily chewing gum and ignoring science and you’ll do great!

If I looked like that I wouldn’t even own shirts.

Tony Hawk is tied with Will Smith in my book as “G.O.A.T.”celebrity.