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notTHATkindofburner
notthatkindofburner

Did you know that until the 1980s, a woman wanting a business loan had to have a man sign the application — even if it was her 17-year-old s0n?

LOL, I guess. :(

*sigh* I said this yesterday and I’ll repeat it now:

Anyone clammoring for an Alan Cumming nude scene?

It can also be a dream if you are cruel

2016 has really screwed me up big time; I read the first three words of the headline and my brain went “Oh shit, Steve Martin is dead.”

A good “thrifty flyer” trick is to use those space-saver bags that suck the air out, inside of the backpack. (They often even have them at DollarTree)

theoretically any doctor and nurse that has a rape kit can do the test. it comes with instructions. but if they fuck up one thing it can blow the whole test. it has to be done with procession and every swab has to be placed in the correct bag etc. plus it’s horrific for a victim to go through the test with someone who

Once again, I am floored about how our culture considers rape to be one of the most horrific of crimes, yet when it actually comes up in real life we try to ignore it and pretend it doesn’t happen or is actually important.

“But I was there, I know it happened. So, it’s okay.”

This is a nutty story to me because Grimes IS ALSO a producer. Like, they’re not only being coercive and shitty, they’re refusing to see her as a peer.

Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s

It’s noodles with a present for you inside. And that present is cheese.

AWESOME. It’s taken me years to realize the the “story” of most famous Black Americans I’ve heard has been polished and shined up so they are a) nonthreatening and b) feature a Wonderful White Person whose courage to Stand By The Black changes everything. Looking forward to this.

She divorced Robert Livingston “Topper” Mortimer a while back. Which, you know. If a rich white dude called Topper cannot make it work with a rich white lady called Tinsley, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Jessica Jones was seriously a game changer in the super hero TV (and film) world. I love super hero shows and movies, but Jessica Jones is a hero that is extremely exceptional. That series felt like something incredibly cathartic for pretty much all women, but especially those who have been a survivor of abusive