notthatkindofburner
notTHATkindofburner
notthatkindofburner

Meanwhile, Canadian Donald Trump is always saying “later, hosers”.

Missed a chance to say, “who among us can throw the first scone?”

Attention all news outlets:

I know which one I’d attend

Well I’m crying like a goddamn baby now.

Time for a shout out to our nation’s largest union, the National Education Association!

Draw me like one of your French girls.

It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!

This is about my twin sister. First day of school, she was in second grade. A boy named Ricky started picking on her. Pulling at her hair, slapping, kicking and terrorizing her. She was scared but nobody did anything. The teacher just told Ricky to stop it but he continued. He was big and an asshole. He grabbed her

So, when I was in kindergarten, I wasn’t allowed to carry an umbrella on the bus.

HELL YESSSSSSSS.

I will not judge someone for how they heal what others broke. She's not hurting anyone. I wish her well.

Two things.

In awe enough to provide things like maternity leave, childcare, or financial support for this woman and her child? Of course not.

In awe of working moms like Tara who woke up at 4AM for 12 hr shift! Made me tired to hear about