Serious question: can one take lessons in Dom? I could use some humiliation tactics in my current male-dominated (pun intended) profession.
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notthatkindofburner
Kenickie’s Broken Condom: On one hand, you’re very cherished. On the other, you’re constantly letting down the people who love you when they need you most.
As someone who’s spent “all night” hanging out with bands in vans and on tour buses, some on multiple occasions, I can honestly say that sometimes that means sex and sometimes it doesn’t. For me at least, it’s never meant sex with more than one member of said band. One time the LSD just lasted that long.
No, no, no, no. Stop trying remake perfection! I mean, sure, it’s a shitty movie. Susan Sarandon would never have gone anywhere if it hadn’t become a cult classic. But goddammit, it’s a shitty movie! Don’t remake it! Let it live in infamy as shitty and perfect as is!
This. I vended at festivals for a few years and let me tell you (not that I need to): When your livelihood depends on talking to as many people as it takes, you had better be comfortable or you come off as distracted or insincere. As people with nerves in their feet will know, the first thing to go are the sandals.…
As someone who spent a few years vending at festivals, I can tell you that this festival aesthetic was getting tiresome when I stopped. Having literally seen this outfit thousands of times, I came to enjoy seeing those who either wore what was obviously comfortable and already theirs, people who bought and wore…
Slightly related: I know theater and arena riggers who wear utili-kilts. The proper Scottish way.
That man looks mighty uncomfortable.
They are live streaming select acts on YouTube. I watched a Florence + the Machine mini-set tonight on my break, from the comfort of my desk chair. To be fair, I do work with a couple of douches, but at least they aren’t drunk.
He totally looks like a guy I shared a house with about ten years ago. That guy might wear this shirt and say he was wearing it ironically.
My hat is off to you, RL
My hair is not thick so I will never really have Haim hair, but I have long, naturally straight and shiny, but now half-limp, half-foof hair. The foof is from a bad dye job in, you guessed it, New Jersey. It has been growing out for two years, so the hair around my head is relatively undamaged while the longer parts…
There was one paragraph in the Times article about Scott’s arrest history, including an assault charge from 1987 which, I’m sure, will justify use of deadly force 28 years later. (/s)
Oh God me too. Except it’s “where’s the sound guy?” and random artists handing me their costumes and dance belts (barf) because of course I’m a wardrobe technician. Carrying microphones.
VOM.
I thank my mother frequently for giving me enough sexual education to avoid getting knocked up before I could make an educated decision to not have children. I would have no patience for other parents, and my children would have no friends because Mom can’t get along with anyone. As soon as those hyper-competitive…
I never liked ketchup much, but after 5 years waiting tables, and another decade out of the business, I still won't even have it in my home.
I'm currently in my last two weeks of a job like this. I climbed that shit mountain over and over for that one nice guy/occasional good day in my department. I knew how many concessions I'd been making for this gig, but once I interviewed and realized how happy people were at the new place* I realized how completely…
This exactly.