Allow me to cool that burn with the soothing waters of the Geneseo River

BOBBY V TWENTY EIGHTEEN

This is true. I like the crunchiness of raw vegetables. Roasted broccoli retains that. Point blouses

Raw broccoli is amazing (I’ll go even further and state that all of the edible raw vegetables are better raw than any other way). Stir fried broccoli is acceptable, particularly if it’s lathered in sauce. Steamed broccoli might as well be a stand-in for sun-baked shit diaper. Steamed broccoli is satan

Lester’s really gone nuts on this one. Amazing he had the balls to say that. Kind of surprised it made him so testy.

Where’s Jumanji? Yahtzee and UNO aren’t even board games. This list is trash

My ACLs exploded watching this

Fall is stupid. Fuck fall with the jackhammer I use to clear leaves but won’t clear leaves effectively because fall fucking sucks

Spring is the best season, summer is fun but hot and full of mosquitos, winter is bad, and fall is the anticipation of bad and is thus the worst

Semi-counter point: Winter is bad, but Fall is prolonged anticipation of impending and inevitable bad and therefore worse

Nah, Obama wasn’t responsible for the 21st Amendment, so it’s off Trump’s radar

What a bunch of quacks

Jay Buhner and Mike Maddux, both for the simple reason that they tossed me a ball

I dunno man, ever seen the great Michael Peña vehicle “Shooter”?

Important but subtle point - a hurricane is a weather event, which is functionally different than “climate” which references regional, global, and temporal trends in climate indices. Most climate scientists wouldn’t (or shouldn’t) attribute a single extreme event like Harvey to climate change. HOWEVER, the trends…

As only a Miami observer, I was under the impression that the greatest highlight of Miami’s last 20 years was Super Bowl 42

I watched that movie a few weeks ago after not having seen it since I was maybe 10. I was appalled by that shower scene despite thinking it was hilarious when I was 10.

Here’s video of the true Garburator in action:

Also, this is absolutely true for basketball and hockey. But not for baseball for one critical reason: different shaped fields from stadium to stadium. Make football fields, basketball courts, and hockey rinks vary at each venue and I’ll retract my criticisms

+1 for following my math